BRAINWASHINGMACHINE

It's probably a familiar question: HOW do I get rid of all those dirty thoughts, HOW can I practice highly effective brainwashing at my home? ...

Billions of people share your fate and we - SHIFZ - have got ....
The Answer: The new SHIFZ Mind-o-matic is a milestone in the development of compact brainwashingmachines for the civilized household. Inside the immersion-optimized drum, the individual washing programs unfold their cleansing power, which is streamlined to individual needs, relying on computerized EEG-neuro-feedback. It's simple and intuitive UI and integrated softener-dispenser it is cutting edge household-technology. The SHIFZ Mind-o-matic enables the overstrained civilized to wash away won insights and get rid of sensual pollution.

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