It's probably a familiar question:
HOW do I get rid of all those dirty thoughts,
HOW can I practice highly effective brainwashing at my home?
Billions of people share your fate
and we - SHIFZ - have got ....
The new SHIFZ Mind-o-matic is a milestone
in the development of compact brainwashingmachines for the civilized household.
Inside the immersion-optimized drum,
the individual washing programs unfold their cleansing power, which is streamlined to individual needs,
relying on computerized EEG-neuro-feedback.
It's simple and intuitive UI and integrated softener-dispenser it is cutting edge household-technology.
The SHIFZ Mind-o-matic enables the overstrained civilized
to wash away won insights and get rid of sensual pollution.